๐ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฎ๐๐๐ฟ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ต๐ฒ ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐น๐ฒ๐ป๐ฎ ๐๐๐ป๐๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ถ๐ ๐ฐ๐ผ๐บ๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐๐ป๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ฏ๐๐ต! ๐ฃ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐ฐ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฎ๐ป๐ฑ ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐๐ต๐ฒ ๐ฒ๐
๐ฐ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐น๐ผ๐.
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โIโm a professional cat sitter.โ
He blinks once, twice, a third time, and then throws his head back and guffaws. It draws the attention of the surrounding tables, which in turns makes my face feel hot. When I donโt join in, his expression sobers and his eyes round with shock. โYouโre serious?โ
This coming from a guy who went into alien studies because of a Reeseโs Pieces-โloving Hollywood-created extra-terrestrial. โYup. I own my own business.โ
He frowns. โYou can make a living off of that?โ
This isnโt an uncommon reaction to my job, but it is frustrating. โThereโs a woman who makes six figures from farting in jars. Why canโt cat sitting be lucrative enough to pay the bills?โ
โCats are kind of assholes, though. Like, dog sitting I get. They need to be let out and taken for walks. Cats are just doorstops that crap in a box,โ Bryce says.
โTheyโre just as affectionate as dogs, and they need just as much love and care,โ I argue.
My phone buzzes in my pocket, which is a relief because Iโm getting heated. More than just in my face. I check the message, half hoping itโs an emergency. Itโs not urgent, but it is Miles. Listening to Bryce crap all over my job isnโt my idea of a good time. But if Miles were hereโฆOn a whim made out of panic and kneejerk reactions, I invite him to the pub. It isnโt until after I hit the Send button that I realize it probably isnโt the best idea to invite the guy I have a crush on to a pub with my sister and her friends.
